Friday, May 30, 2008

Tahniah kepada Tan Sri Rahim Tambychik


Tahniah kepada Y Bhg Tan Sri Rahim diatas perlantikkan beliau sebagai Pengerusi RISDA.

Profil Penubuhan

RISDA adalah sebuah Badan Berkanun Persekutuan di bawah Kementerian Kemajuan Luar Bandar dan Wilayah (KKLW) dan ditubuhkan pada 1 Januari 1973 di bawah kuasa yang diluluskan oleh Parlimen:-

  1. Akta Pihak Berkuasa Kemajuan Pekebun Kecil Perusahaan Getah RISDA adalah
    (Akta 85 Tahun 1972)
  2. Ordinan Kumpulan wang Perusahaan Getah (Penanaman Semula) 1952.

Dengan terlancarnya RISDA, nyatalah bahawa Kerajaan memandang berat di atas peranan yang dijalankan oleh Sektor Pekebun Kecil sebagai satu sektor pengeluaran hasil yang penting pada ekonomi negara."

Misi dan Objektif RISDA

PERNYATAAN MISI

MEMBENTUK MASYARAKAT PEKEBUN KECIL YANG PROGRESIF DAN SEJAHTERA MELALUI AKTIVITI PERLADANGAN DAN KOMERSIAL.

PERNYATAAN OBJEKTIF

PEKEBUN KECIL MEMPEROLEH PENDAPATAN SEKURANG-KURANGNYA RM2,000 SEBULAN SEKELUARGA MENJELANG 2010.

Piagam Pelanggan

  • Melulus permohonan yang lengkap bagi tanam semula dan semua program pembangunan dalam tempoh 60 hari selepas tarikh terima.

  • Membuat bayaran bantuan tanam semula dan semua bayaran program pembangunan dalam tempoh 30 hari selepas lawatan pemeriksaan.

  • Membuat bayaran tuntutan am dalam tempoh 7 hari bekerja selepas tarikh penerimaan dokumen yang lengkap.

  • Membuat bayaran imbuhan daripada keuntungan projek komersial kepada peserta mengikut jadual.

  • Memberi khidmat nasihat, latihan formal serta bimbingan yang professional kepada pekebun kecil dalam projek berkaitan secara berterusan.

  • Menyedia peluang bagi generasi kedua mengikut program pengajian akademik dan kemahiran yang berkualiti dan memenuhi kehendak pasaran kerja.

  • Membekal input pertanian seperti benih tanaman, baja, ikan, ternakan dan lain-lain yang bermutu tinggi mengikut jadual.

  • Menyedia khidmat promosi produk projek ekonomi tambahan secara berterusan.

  • Memberi maklum balas kepada semua aduan dalam tempoh 7 hari.

Eyeing the pussy looking at pussies


Do you know that the cat above used to be a very well known superhero.
At one time she is the catwoman.
She used to sing too and used the name Cathy.
But now had an operation done and becomes catman with a name pussy.
Here, Pussy is caught looking at his pussies.

Looking at a friend's Friday morning email

Jangan sengaja lewatkan solat.
Perbuatan ini Allah tidak suka.
Kalau tertidur lain cerita.

Jangan masuk ke bilik air tanpa memakai alas
kaki (selipar).
Takut kalau-kalau terbawa keluar najis,
mengotori seluruh rumah kita.

Jangan tidur selepas solat Subuh, nanti
rezeki mahal
(kerana berpagi-pagi itu membuka pintu
berkat).

Jangan makan tanpa membaca BISMILLAH dan doa makan.
Nanti rezeki kita dikongsi syaitan.


Jangan keluar rumah
tanpa niat untuk membuat kebaikan.
Takut-takut kita mati dalam
perjalanan.

Jangan pakai sepatu atau selipar yang
berlainan pasangan.
Makruh dan mewarisi kepapaan.


Jangan biarkan mata liar di perjalanan.
Nanti hati kita gelap
diselaputi dosa.


Jangan menangguh taubat bila berbuat
dosa kerana mati boleh datang
bila-bila masa.

Jangan ego untuk meminta maaf pada
suami/isteri & sesama manusia
Jangan mengumpat sesama rakan
taulan. Nanti rosak persahabatan kita
hilang bahagia.


Jangan lupa bergantung kepada ALLAH
dalam setiap kerja kita.


Nanti kita sombong apabila berjaya.
Kalau gagal kecewa pula.

Jangan bakhil untuk bersedekah.
Sedekah itu memanjangkan umur
dan memurahkan rezeki kita.


Jangan biasakan berbohong, kerana ia adalah
ciri-ciri munafik dan
menghilangkan kasih orang kepada kita.

Jangan suka menganiaya manusia atau haiwan. Doa
makhluk yang teraniaya
cepat dimakbulkan ALLAH.


Jangan terlalu susah hati dengan urusan dunia.
Akhirat itu lebih utama
dan hidup di
sana lebih lama dan kekal selamanya.

Jangan mempertikaikan kenapa ISLAM itu berkata JANGAN.
Sebab semuanya untuk keselamatan kita.


ALLAH lebih tahu apa yang terbaik untuk hamba ciptaanNya.

Wasalam


dari sahabat renungan pagi Jumaat

Monday, May 26, 2008

A Look at cyclone hit Burma





May GOD blessed those who had perished and sufferred.
And please pray that such calamities do not reach our shores
Lets ease their burden by lending a helping hand. Donate generously.
All donations can be forwarded to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs,Malaysia.

Remembering Mom

Remembering Mom

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it.. But the end will be better than the beginning."

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.
But at all times she said to the children," A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you."

And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage. Today, I've given them strength."

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light. " And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, "This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God."

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent.

But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them."

And the children said, "You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates."
And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence......"

Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you.
Not time, not space... not even death!

From a friend.

Eyeing GM versus Gates

Gates vs. GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

I love the next one!!!

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Eye on Juices

Did You Know?
HEALTHY JUICES
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Carrot + Ginger + Apple -
Boost and cleanse our system.


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Apple + Cucumber + Celery -
Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.


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Tomato + Carrot + Apple
- Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.


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Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk
- Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.


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Orange
+ Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.


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Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon
- To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.


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Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi
- To improve skin complexion.


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Pear & Banana
- regulates sugar content.


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Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango
- Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .


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Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk
- Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.


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Papaya + Pineapple + Milk
- Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.



Banana + Pineapple + Milk
- Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation